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"They're all natural," my ass!?
2 years... but I do appreciate your enthusiasm for unadulterated adult entertainment breasts.
2 yearsIf when you said "natural", you meant "sans fake boobs", you can't really discount women of today as being "unnatural", as there are plenty enough that are.
2 yearsThat ain't KIMMY HINTER, y'morons. That's DEE DEE LYNN.
2 yearsLana Adams
2 years... thumbs-down yer stupid buttholes.
2 yearsSure, it's yer stepsister's tits.
2 yearsGinger Lynn?
2 years"No Cum Dodging Allowed" (2003) MERCEDES
2 yearsParade? What parade? Nuthin' but a bunch of hotel and back seat humpin' scenes.
2 yearsAround the time Ben Stiller revealed his egomanical dweeb side.
2 years... kuhl.
2 yearsJennifer Aniston? "So hot"?! Not from where I'm sitting. She's only ever lukewarm, if not room temperature ... w/ a mild draft, at best. But, on the other side of the celluloid Emma Roberts, who'd be far better fitting the description of "so hot", no?
2 yearsNo "MilkingTable"; not "AUGUST AIMES"; nor "Slurping [of] Cocks".DUMB-ASS.
2 yearsShe's not "Nicki Rhodes".
3 yearsIf all the other episodes have got atleast one pair of unweildy, surgically augmented, "Bisphenol-A-lated, Partially Hydrogenated Oily, High-Fructose-Corn-Syrupy" Bride o' Frankenstein boobies in each and every one of their scenes, very much like episode #18, here, certainly does, then I do say, I just may have for y'all fellow pornographers a better, more fitting title for "BUSTY BEAUTIES". Call the series, instead: "BUSTED TITTIES". ... and you're welcome !!!
3 yearsScarlett "Silcone" Snow
3 yearsMasturbation doesn't cause blindness. But jackin' off to 320p will surely fuck with your vision!
3 yearsOh, ya! I love jackin'off to 320p, 'cuz that feelin' it brings on, like my eyesight is deteriorating is such a turn, woo-hoo!
3 years320p?!?! ... Go Fux Yerself, LordX11!
3 yearsHer vagina's only 3 feet away from'er cakehole and yer not going ta fux it? Where's the logic in that?! Booo to blowhead only vid.s!!!
4 yearsGross!
5 yearsaRE 'eR bRRREASTESSEZZZ rEALESSEZZ ?!?! i cAIN'T bE aLLOWEDS tUH jAKE-oFF oN dIE fAKE MEMMORIES. t'IS 'gAINS'T mEIN rELIGIONNESSs, mMM-kRAY? iT sAYETH sO-aNDT-sO'S iN dIE hOLY bABBLE, sEE?