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When the robot uprising happens, you just know these are the ones that'll be on our side.

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She seems like the kind of chick you'd hook up with, and then right before you leave, she tells you she loves you, and you think about saying it back because the way she sucks dick is pretty good, and you know she'll keep doing it if you say it back every day.

What the fuck is wrong with the mom's voice? She sounds legit retarded.

Why do these chicks with tattoos everywhere always have really shit fake tits?

Who is the hot goth chick at 2 minutes in?

The cat opening the door right after he closes, and then cutting to a shot with a fully closed door, is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in a porn video.

If I had to listen to that voice all the time, I'd probably cheat on her too.

Josephine Jackson is fucking fire, dude.

Lucie Wilde really is fucking retarded, but jesus those tits are fucking fire.

Jesus, this girl speaks like she's on fucking xanax.

You mean Riley Reid? She's like the most well-known pornstar, dude.